how your transcriptionist could screw you

so i see this patient last week with Behcets - with uveitis and genital ulcers. In my dictation i mentioned that the patient had "circumcised genitalia with a 1X1cm scrotal ulcer". The transcriptionist sends back my letter with the note that the patient had circus sized genitalia.....( and this is a true story, not a readers digest joke)